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 "A
woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her."W.C Fields "What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
"I drink therefore I am." "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days
on nothing but food and water." "I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything
stronger than gin before breakfast." "I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every
pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on "Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation
of life." "I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never
to refuse a drink after dark."
Lady Astor, aghast at a party. "Mr. Churchill your drunk!"
"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite
smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after
and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." "Work is the curse of the drinking class." "Actually, it only takes me one drink to get loaded,
trouble is I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th."
"To alcohol; the cause and solution to all of life's
problems." |
"I
have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from
me."
"Son,
when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you
win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
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