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Things you think you can do when you're drunk
- Pull any woman in the room
- Beat any man in the room in a fight
- Do the Lambada
- Have a coherent, in-depth discussion about politics, the trouble
with women, the English Cricket team, football, etc
- Stop dual-carriageway traffic just by holding your hand up
- Persuade 24-hour shop owners to sell you alcohol after 11pm
- Evade apprehension by officers of the law
- Fall down three flights of stairs without hurting yourself
- Do an impression of Riverdance on a narrow window ledge five
stories above the street.
- Find your house
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